Adaptation, Comedy, Drama, Josei, Romance, School Life
2K
9
215
September 18, 2024
Minyoo Seo has accepted her fate as the school outcast. During her first year of college, a creeper latched onto her, making it impossible for her to make friends or date. Just when Minyoo thought she was going to have a dull college life, she met Woobin Seon, one of the hottest guys on campus. Woobin is kind, funny, and seems to have feelings for Minyoo. However, falling for one of the most popular guys on campus has its downfall, and Minyoo is about to find out how complicated love can be…
“The life of constantly being compared to my older sister is over. I'm the main character now!” Shin Seonha enters college with big dreams. “However, I thought there was something strange about this department, but who would have thought that everyone here was a vampire...!!!” Seonha's blood-curdling college will now begin with her new vampire classmates.
Kakekoi Romanesque, Love Gamble With the Mafia, 賭恋ロマネスク, 賭恋ロマネスク～大正悪役令嬢と最狂マフィア ; Love Gamble With the Mafia Love Gamble With the Mafia
Comedy, Fantasy, Historical, Mature, Romance
2K
9
386
August 10, 2024
Let me have fun with you, until I want you break into little pieces… With the fate of the Villianess hanging the balance as she bets her life to capture the attention of a “dangerous man”!
미친 범고래의 애착 펭귄 / The Crazy Killer Whale's Favorite Penguin
Adaptation, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
3.6K
55
721
September 20, 2024
Born as a penguin, I miraculously transformed into a human. The problem? My guardian, the Tower Master, hates beastmen. Fearing discovery, I ran away, only to be found out by a self-proclaimed penguin enthusiast.
Whale clan orca beastman, Suuradel, looked at me intensely, his eyes reddening sensually.
Ha Your wild eyes are incredible.
Those arent eyes, just white feathers.
May I touch your belly fat?
Seriously? Furious, I pecked at him, but he looked oddly elated.
Did you just kiss me?
It seems I got caught by a lunatic, not a penguin enthusiast.
Seo Mina, a successful adult webtoon writer, might have a thriving career, but her dating life is a disaster. One fateful night, she discovers her boyfriend cheating on her with another man. In a chaotic attempt to retrieve her unused condoms, she tumbles into the Han River and is mysteriously transported back to the Joseon Dynasty! Struggling to adapt to her new reality, Mina's fortunes take an unexpected turn when she sketches a provocative drawing of a naked man while working in the kitchens of a gisaeng house. Her bold artwork catapults her to fame, and she seizes the opportunity to create Joseon's very own adult webtoon: a tantalizing collection of erotic drawings. Her work becomes the talk of the capital, captivating the women of Joseon. Just as Mina basks in her newfound notoriety, a mysterious stranger approaches her with an audacious proposition: "From now on, draw erotica for the sake of Joseon." Faced with this absurd yet thrilling challenge, Mina's adventure in the past is just beginning.
This is a nightmare. “You two are still on good terms.” Yes, a very realistic and vivid nightmare! Ed-senpai and I, who used to growl at each other every time we met, were a married couple. And we were such lovebirds that it would be sad if we were to say we were the second best in the empire! “The only thing I found out is that I would have ascended to the throne as soon as I graduated, so this place is five years into the future.” “… … Either I’m crazy, or Senior is crazy, or we’re both crazy.” “Also, we’re married, and have been for three whole years.” And the reality of having to unite as Emperor and Empress was right in front of me.
Even Though I Transmigrated as a Villainess, I’d Rather Raise a Cat
I Reincarnated as a Villainess, But Why Did I Become a Cat Butler Instead? / Even Though I Was Possessed as a Villain, I Still Want to Raise a Cat / 악역에 빙의했지만, 고양이나 키울래요
I transmigrated as Rowaine, the villainess who was executed for abusing a werebeast. In order to escape death, I decided to replace my sister Linier in her arranged marriage. The problem is that Duke Blois, the groom, is a cat werebeast who is known as a bloodthirsty battlefield monster… “My dear, I heard your hobbies include abusing werebeasts like myself.” “I haven’t heard of such a condition stating that women who abused werebeasts could not be Your Grace’s wife, though.” His emerald eyes flashed dangerously at me, I quickly kept speaking before he could say anything. “If my hobby is a problem, then I promise that I will never abuse you, Your Grace.” “Ha– what?” This is the story of a ten-year contractual marriage between a cat lover and a prickly cat werebeast.
Lady Solea Just Wants to Go Home [Official] / Noble Lady or Whatever, I'm Going Home / Princess Or Whatever, I’m Going Home! / Screw the Noble Life, I'm Going Home / 公女とかどうでもいいので家に帰ります / 当什么公女，我要回家 / 공녀고 나발이고 집에 간다고
After confirming that I had won the lottery, I tried to quit my job. However, as soon as I opened the door, I found myself transmigrated into the body of a Duke's daughter in a fantasy world. I have one year to claim the prize money, so I have to return home at all costs. My 1.7 billion won, mum will be there soon. Wait for me!!! But... What's wrong with this family?! "I love you." But I'm not your daughter, uncle! "My little sister, you might get hurt, so I'll carry you." Did he say he was going to carry me? What is this guy, a giant brown bear? "If you mess around with my sister one more time, I'll make you disappear without a trace." He has such a pretty face for someone who speaks so crudely, "Don't fall ill." Don't worry about me. Why are there so many of them?! I'm not a noble lady! Leave me alone, I wanna go home!
The Business Is Closed Due To The Tyrant Parents / Closed Because of Tyrannical Fathers / The Business Is Closed Because of the Tyrannical Fathers / 因为暴君爸爸们歇业了 / 暴君パパたちのせいで廃業します / 霸道老爸们害我停业 / 폭군 아빠들 때문에 폐업합니다
Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Shoujo
1.7K
100
759
July 20, 2024
As the ordinary owner of a toy workshop, Tria spent her days struggling to pay off a mountain of debt with the help of Shadie, her trusty shadow friend. Luckily for her, a mysterious, half-dead client shows up one day, offering a jaw-dropping amount of money to make an expensive toy. Despite being wary of the man and his circumstances, Tria accepts the commission. But it doesn't take long for her to realize that this dictatorial client is just one of the many tyrants that will plague her shop...
Why even try to win the emperor’s heart if you’re just one of 48 concubines? That’s the mindset of Elais, who spends all her days in the imperial palace shut inside her room playing a VR game. In fact, she’s never met the emperor before, nor does she ever plan to. And she has even less reason to focus on him when she encounters a cute newbie in the game. If she can’t have herself a real-life boyfriend, might as well have a virtual one, right? But wait, why does this newbie have the same name as the emperor...?
A Maid Was More of a Calling Than a Princess / Being a Maid Is Better Than Being a Princess / Being a Maid Was More Important Than Being a Princess / Mi vocación era ser doncella, no princesa / Ser sirvienta es mejor que una princesa torturada / Trở Thành Hầu Nữ Còn Quan Trọng Hơn Là Làm Công Chúa / メイドになったお姫様 / 比起公主，侍女才是我的天职 / 공주보다 시녀가 천직이었습니다
Cianna Asylond von Silité was a princess from a small kingdom. At least, before the imperial army invaded her kingdom… Moments before the merciless Crown Prince of the empire beheaded her, Cianna screamed, “Please, spare me!!!” With her desperate voice, Cianna begged the crown price, whose beautiful face was stained red with blood. “” I acquired many talents from the palace, wouldn’t it be perfect if I were just a maid? That is how Cianna became an apprentice maid. But to her surprise, this job actually suits her! The corridor was clean with one swoop. When she kneaded and baked the dough, it would turn into sweet cookies. When she washes the bedding, it becomes white and fragrant! She was just doing her best as a maid, but the Imperial family had slowly opened their hearts to Cianna. “” The tea you brew is always the best. “” You made this dress? It’s really pretty. “” I’d like to entrust the prince’s education to you. However, she never imagined she would even capture this man’s heart, too… “” I’m the same. “” … “” I also can’t live without you, Cianna. Cianna shut her eyes tightly after hearing the crown prince’s heartbreaking voice. Excuse me, Your Highness. I just wanted to live as an ordinary maid!
It’s Just Fortune-Telling. How Did the Nine-Tailed Demon Emperor Become My Wife?
算命而已，九尾妖帝怎么就成我娘子了？！; chỉ là bói toán mà thôi cửu vĩ yêu đế sao lại thành nương tử ta; Suanming Eryi, Jiu Wei Yao Di Zenme Jiu Cheng Wo Niangzile?
Action, Adventure, Comedy, Romance
1K
10
308
April 9, 2024
Jiang Jue travels through the world of Xianxia and obtains the Destiny Deduction System.Observing other people's destiny, knowing their past and knowing their future can even change their fate against the sky!It's just that there seems to be a big problem with this system.No matter what he calculates, he has to truthfully tell the fortune-teller's destiny.On this day, he met the leader of the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom, the Demon Lord.Tu Shanlan: "Sir, you might as well do the divination for me.""Thousands of years later, you will be married and have five children." "...""By the way, your husband-in-law is me."
Being the owner of a dungeon is the best dream a demon could have. So when Succubus Adelaide inherits one from an unknown grandfather, she believes she’s set for life. Unfortunately, her inheritance comes with an enormous amount of debt, and she’ll have to raise the dungeon’s rank from F-class to S-class if she has any hope of paying it back. But all that hard work will be worth it because Adelaide will soon be owning much more than just a dungeon as the mistress of three men who beg for the succubus’s attention...!
Black Screen Fiancée Interrupts My Flower Path / My Dark Fiancé Is Interfering With My Flowery Path / My Villain Fiancé is Interfering With My Flowery Path / 黑幕未婚夫阻碍我的花路 / 黒幕婚約者が私の幸せを邪魔する / 흑막 약혼자가 내 꽃길을 방해한다
Adaptation, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
4.3K
276
2.1K
July 8, 2024
Thisbe was tired of being the Saintess of Prophecy from day one. Years after being reincarnated into a novel, she navigates a new timeline where, instead of being a murderous has-been Saintess, she chooses peace. And yet she somehow still ends up framed for murder--by her own fiancé, no less! Determined to prove her innocence, gain her freedom, navigate her love life (and maybe help save the world in the process), Thisbe will clear her name not as a Saintess, but as the main character!
Elia, a young woman from high society who goes in search of the missing Winston, the duke of a distant kingdom, at the request of a friend. She discovers that he is a powerful wizard who turned into a child because of a spell. She decides to take care of him and try to reverse the curse, but ends up getting involved in a series of adventures and confusion.
In order to survive, she applied to be the bride of the terrifying Grand Duke of Dragon’s heir. “If, I’m aww gwown up, you cwan divowce me anytwime.” [If I’m all grown up, you can divorce me anytime.] “Accepted.” It was nice to be chosen as the political bride of the Little Young Lord. “You’re the one that asked me to marry you first. Don’t think you can run away.” Her fiance turned out to be a crazy little peerless beauty who was the same age as her. “You’re the most beautiful encounter in my life.” Even the war-crazy Grand Duke’s heart was captured by her. “You said you want to help in the family business? Keep bothering me and I’ll punish you with sweet snacks and a blank check!” Just like that, she became the business partner of her grandfather-in-law who was crazy for money. “This isn’t how it’s supposed to be!” The original plan was to get into a contractual marriage and live extravagantly without doing anything. What’s that? The Royal Family made a scheme to stop Sephiel from doing what she wants to do? ‘Since it’s already become like this, I’ll just take everything in the name of revenge…!’
The young, wealthy, and beautiful reporter, Zheng Shuyi, got dumped by a scumbag?! How could she leave him and the white lotus to live a peaceful and happy life? When she saw the Rolls-Royce owned by the white lotus’s rich CEO uncle, Zheng Shuyi crafted a plan, embarking on a comical journey to seduce him! If her scumbag of an ex wanted to slack off for the next twenty years, then she would become his and the white lotus’s auntie!
Dalam hidup ini, saya akan bertahan sampai akhir / I Will Survive Until the End of This Life / In This Life, I Will Survive Until the End / In This Life, I'll Survive Until the End / Kehidupan kali Ini, Aku Akan Bertahan Hidup Sampai Akhir / This Life Will Survive to the End / 今世は最後まで生き残ります / 이번 생, 끝까지 살아남겠습니다
Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Shoujo
3.5K
112
1.1K
September 16, 2024
Adette Berse keeps getting reborn but never survives past 30, always after trying to get married. Determined to break the cycle, she vows to stay single and instead focuses on earning money for her family. In a society that frowns upon working women, she disguises herself as a man to invest in a business with Duke Mateilo. Intrigued by Adette's audacious maneuver, the duke eschews business talk for continuous meetings. With her future on the line, can Adette outwit him and survive until the end?
Bây Giờ, Anh Là Tình Yêu Của Em / I'm in Love (INO) / 初体験なので、俺の責任取ってください / 爱情，进行时 / 사랑, 하고 있어
Comedy, Josei, Office Workers, Romance
1.3K
89
640
August 27, 2024
After her ex-boyfriend dumps her to marry the boss's daughter, Cha Eunseo swears off love and gets a job at a rival company for a fresh start. But her plan goes awry when she has a one-night stand with her new sexy CEO, Lee Wonwoo! Eunseo runs from the hotel, leaving behind a heel that Wonwoo uses to find her. She wants nothing to do with him, but his interest in her only grows. With such a fervent suitor, can Eunseo stay away from love? Or can Wonwoo bring her the happy ending she wanted?
Though she's illustrated many webnovels, Yejin never thought she'd wake up in one as Princess Elina following a random bike crash. Just when she's looking for a way back to her original world, the demon lord's butler shows up and offers her a tour of his castle. And so, Elina jumps at the opportunity to travel to the demon realm and learn magic that can transport her back to her own dimension. Little does she know that the demon lord's servants are scheming to make her his bride so he can produce an heir and strengthen his political power...
Housekeeper in the Dungeon The Housekeeper in the Dungeon 던전 안의 살림꾼 / The Housekeeper of the Dungeon
Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
3.8K
111
952
May 26, 2024
The return of good looks! And cooking skills on top?!
Lee Heena, an ordinary South Korean office worker. Age 25.
Today, another ordinary day completely lost in overtime… is what she thought.
She suddenly awakened.
And then suddenly fell into a dungeon.
“God, Buddha, Allah! Please let me awaken as a fighting-type hunter! If possible, a strong one!!”
From the desperate wish, the system responded.
[Congratulations!]
[You have awakened as a hidden class, ‘Housekeeper’ (D)!]
Although Heena’s skills in Plucking Herbs (C), Exterminating Pests (D), This is the Taste of My Magic Touch (D) are very useful in daily life, can she survive with these skills?!
But, what’s this?
Kang Jinhyeon, South Korea’s No. 1 ranking S-Class hunter, tried his hand at flirting.
“I will leave everything I have to you.”
“Hunter Kang Jinhyeon…”
“Yes. Will you take responsibility for me?”
“Why do you ask me to be your housekeeper in such a weird way?!”
Is the simple and ordinary daily life that Heena dreamt of okay?!
With a talking snail and moving pet plants ♥
The delightful romance fantasy 〈The Housekeeper in the Dungeon〉!
Obsessed Male Lead Made Me The Main Character / The Obsessive Male Lead Made Me The Female Lead / Jibchag Namjuga Nareul Juingong-euro Mandeul-eossda / Obsessed Male Lead Made Me the Main Character / The Obsessive Male Lead Made Me the Female Lead / 主人公の執着でヒロインになってしまいました / 执着的男主要我成为主角 / 집착 남주가 나를 주인공으로 만들었다
[Welcome to 『The Opponent of the Dragon』.] “Oh my, the book talks!” [I am a guide for travelers who have transmigrated into the novel.] I possessed the body of Tiarozety Isol, a supporting character in 『The Opponent of the Dragon.』 The book will send me back to my world as soon as I complete the ending of the male lead, Lexion. The problem is, I’ve never read this book before. Besides… [If the development of the story deviates from the original, the traveler gets a penalty right away.] “Penalty?” [Yes. The penalty is that the novel proceeds in the direction the traveler doesn’t want the most.] “Oh my god.” I was able to play the role of Tiarozety firmly. But then, I suddenly fell in love with the male lead, Lexion Sparrow. “I’ll miss you.” I was able to complete the ending by dying for him. However- There was a problem with the ending. Thus, I returned to the beginning of the novel again. Somehow, I was sent back again inside the novel on my way home. And- “Titi, choose me. Not this damn fate.” “………” “Choose me, even if the path is rough. Because I’m ready for anything.” And that’s how… Lexion, the male lead, began to cling onto me.
A Flowery Path to the Ruined Male Protagonist / 피폐물 남주에게 꽃길을 / A Flowery Road For The Tragedy's Male Lead / Until The Tragic Male Lead Walks Again
Comedy, Fantasy, Historical, Josei, Romance
7.3K
201
1.7K
September 22, 2024
I have been reincarnated into a ruined novel and that was also right before my favorite character became the villain! If things continue like this, it is certain that my favorite character will become the villain and die. I can’t let my favorite character die, so i’ll do my best to protect him. But how? By marrying him!!
External Ordinary, Slightly Strange / The Side Story of My Favorite Work Is a Bit Strange / The Spin-off of My Favorite Work Is a Bit Strange / 최애작의 외전이 좀 이상합니다 / My Favorite Novel Has a Weird Epilogue
Fencing champ Rina is on cloud nine after winning gold at the Olympics, but is pulled down to earth when she wakes up as an extra in her favorite novel. Though she thinks she'll have a front-row seat to the hero and heroine's romance, Rina learns that it's been 25 years since they both tragically died. On top of that, their son, Leo, is being treated like a traitor by the very royal family his parents fought to protect! Fueled by her fangirl determination, Rina raises her sword to clear Leo's name and give him the happy ending he deserves.
The Villainess Empress's Attendant / The Empress's Exclusive Handmaid / The Exclusive Maid of the Wicked Empress / 恶女皇后的专属侍女 / 悪女皇后の専属侍女 / 악녀 황후의 전속 시녀
Comedy, Fantasy, Isekai, Romance
5.6K
391
2K
August 26, 2024
Became the exclusive maid of the notorious empress. But what about the bad girl? The Empress is nothing but a petulant cat, and strangely she likes me. "Your Majesty, I don't need to make my social debut." "If you're noble, you should make your official social debut at the ball. There's nothing else to care about. Because I'm here." ……I don't want to make a social debut or anything. The empress quickly examined my appearance and even caught my scattered hair. I think the role of the maid-in-law and the empress has changed, but it's probably because of their feelings, right? "If you show up holding the crown prince's hand, it'll be the best social debut ever. It's a moment that every aristocratic spirit in the system dreams of." I don't dream! I glanced, speechless. Towards the crown prince, the greatest beauty of the empire called the work of art in human masks. Dressed up by the empress, a maid dancing her debut dance with the crown prince. What the hell is going on here?
Dear Villainous Husband , the One to be Obsessed with is Over There
Dear Villainous Husband the One to be Obsessed with is Over There / Dear Villainous Husband, the One to be Obsessed with is Over There [Kai Scans] / Mr. Villain Husband, the One You Should Be Obsessing With Is Over There / The Person Who Is Obsessed With the Villain Husband Is Over There / Villainous Husband, the One You're Obsessed With Is Over There / 악역 남편님 집착할 분은 저쪽인데요 / 악역 남편님, 집착할 분은 저쪽인데요
Comedy, Fantasy, Josei, Romance
5.9K
302
3.2K
May 30, 2024
I’ve transmigrated into the body of the wife of the mad villain emperor in an angsty novel!How will I escape? By running away quietly when the saintess he’ll become obsessed with appears. This love-blind emperor won’t even remember that I exist once he lays eyes on the saintess! I really didn’t do anything. All I did was lay as low as I could so that I wouldn’t get on my crazy husband’s nerves…. But the villain emperor has asked me to return to the palace with him, and not the saintess. But she’s already here! Why are you obessessing over me?
First Time as a Loved Youngest Child / First Time as an Adored Youngest Child / It's My First Time Being Loved / ครั้งแรกกับการเป็นลูกคนเล็กผู้ได้รับความรัก / 愛され末っ子は初めてで / 第一次成为受宠的老幺 / 第一次成為受寵小女兒 / 사랑받는 막내는 처음이라 ; It’s My First Time Being Loved
Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
12.3K
311
4.3K
June 2, 2024
“A baby girl was born!”
I started my 100th life again.
Oh, my God. I didn’t want to be reborn anymore because I always had a terrible life. But this time the Duke is a little weird?
“Can’t you show us your smiling face?”
“I made a knight’s order for my baby!”
Why does my family love me so much? But there’s a lot of kids trying to get close to my family. So I cleaned up the area.
“Did you think you could touch my daughter and survive?”
Kiss Before Going To Bed / 키스는 자기 전에 / KISS BEFORE SLEEP / KISSING YOU BEFORE GOING TO BED
Comedy, Drama, Romance, Supernatural
580
18
384
September 18, 2024
After a childhood accident, Ji-ho acquires psychic abilities. However, controlling them is a constant struggle! For 18 years, he's been coping with these unpredictable powers. In an unexpected revelation, Ji-ho discovers that physical contact with Ye-chan, the man living next door, can temporarily ease his psychic discomfort. Now, Ji-ho is thrust into a comedic and chaotic quest: he must win over Ye-chan to legally establish this essential contact. This story unfolds as a tapestry of spontaneous humor, romantic fantasy, and heroic action, all entwined with a twist of superpower mayhem!
That Fishery, I’ll take it / I'll Take the Harem / I'll Take Those You Play the Field With / That Fishery, I'll Take It / 私のものになりなさい！ / 这个鱼塘被我承包了 / 그 어장, 내가 가져보겠다
The first life was as So-yeon, an illegitimate child of a Chaebol family, where I would break my nose even if I fell backwards, the second life was one where I lived unfairly as the illegitimate child of a martial arts sect leader, the third life… I was in a romance novel I read in my first life, the illegitimate daughter of the evil supporting family! The third life is also as an illegitimate child… This is too unfair! Damn destiny, this time I’ll live how I want to I only have to keep 3 things in mind this time! 1. Goodbye to the indifferent dad who doesn’t love me in the original story, I don’t love you either 2. Don’t put a mad dog-like male lead who barks around near the female lead 3. Run away from the villain who will cause the family to collapse “Hehe, hello Belis. Im your older sister” …huh, my sister turned out more lovely than I thought? Those sweet cheeks… I’m not supposed to get involved… Yeah, at least this life won’t be a problem as long as I’m not involved with the male leads Before running away from the disasters that will soon come, I will only take care of my villain sister Except… there are accidental contact with the male leads “What the hell are you doing kid?” Why is the future prince of the noble family in the back alley “What do you know!” The rude little boy who picked a fight with me using words, why do you stick to me like a gum? “Let me live for your sake” Look, I just helped you a little, but if you are willing to give away your life like this, it’s a bit scary…. My third life was supposed to be a solid road… just why did this happen?
공녀님의 꽃밭에는 그들이 산다 / They Live in the Duke Daughter's Flowers Garden / LIVING IN THE PRINCESS FLOWER GARDEN
Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Historical, Romance
1.5K
9
1K
January 28, 2024
Thanks to the seal of the king of spirits, she was born with the qualities of a master of spirits. Her parents and brother-in-law pour endless affection on her, and the Knights Templar often follow her around asking for her to be an escort. Furthermore… … “Why don’t you know that your light wish is my earnest desire?” The devil begs for a different look and says, “I want to become a good emperor. An emperor who makes an empire that will suffice for you to stay comfortably.” A childhood friend declares that he will build a strong empire for me. [All kneel in front of our chick!] It's a bonus that the contracted spirits shout like a habit. A full-fledged walk on the flower path of a frenzied chick who couldn't bite everyone!
티엔다비스-완벽한 구원을 위하여 / Thiendavis For The Perfect Salvation / Thiendavis: The Perfect Salvation
Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Historical, Romance
373
1
380
July 20, 2024
“You’re as rude as you look!” One day, a curse befell Evie Ariathe, the lovely saint candidate. It’s a curse that answers the truth to every question, in a nutshell. With the curse starting suddenly, dark clouds hang over her promising future, and the position of a saint which she was so close to getting, becomes infinitely distant. Nevertheless, the beautiful saint candidate, Evie Ariathe, must become a saint. For the perfect salvation of Thiendavis, a world full of secrets.
The Mercilessness of Hades’ Marriage / ハデスさまの無慈悲な婚姻 / Hades-sama no Mujihi na Konin
Comedy, Fantasy, Historical, Romance
87
1
132
April 28, 2024
Deep below the earth lies the abode of Lord Hades, the ruthless king of the Underworld. Ruling over the realm of the dead, he swears to never fall in love… Except, well, he kind of just took an arrow to the face courtesy of the primordial god of love, Eros, so…In any case, if someone could please pull this thing out of his head anytime this week, the lord god has places to be and people to see. He’ll even make a wish come true, so step right up! Chop-chop! Who will be the lucky duck to claim Hades’s prize…?!
